I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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