drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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