Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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