matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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