I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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