Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
