it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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