you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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