new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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