What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He kissed a someone with a penis
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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