Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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