he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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