Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
high people should be assigned attendants
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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