I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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