By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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