This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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