Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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