Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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