oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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