Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think my mom watched the whole time
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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