I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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