Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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