you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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