oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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