how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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