she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
