dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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