let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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