what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
