How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Are my feet made of real feet?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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