Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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