Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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