He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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