oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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