I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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