READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You pole danced in your parka.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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