On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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