well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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