super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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