i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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