i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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