I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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