I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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