I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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