i think my mom watched the whole time
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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