Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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