I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
