he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
