i permit you to call me
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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