Me too!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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