Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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