I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
birth control should be required to get into college
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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