HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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