i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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