was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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