...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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