You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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