so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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