You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
