What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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